8 Tips For a Quarantined Rugby Player

We all miss footy…

The critical global issues of 2020 may trivialize some of the things we thought were most important to us 🌍 But of all the things that don’t matter, sport matters most. @noodlebagz is a rugby brand and we know everyone is impatiently waiting to get back playing 🏉 As soon as large gatherings get the green light we promise to put on a Beach Rugby Tournament for the ages 🏆 Until then here’s some tips to get you prepped for your first game back…

1. When sidestepping someone with a cough 😷 free an arm up for a potential hand-off... sanitize post line break.

2. If the stores last pack of Toilet Paper is on the bottom shelf; get a nice wide base💪🏼reach with your forearms, shoulders to ears, and stay strong until Karen release. Survive the clean out and she’ll be off to get the manager… nice poach.

3. No need to get too close when passing a beverage to your mate. Follow through with your hands to the target from 6 feet away 🍺 Try putting it out the back door on beer number 7 to see if they’re still in the game.

4. Shop local, it’s like building a good youth academy rather than buying Dan Carter. Sure he’s class for a bit, but he’s off to Japan next year. Support your community and its members. 👋🏽

5. If someone calls you ‘Square’ for wearing a mask just tell them they keep “drifting and eating up all the space”. After all you just fixed up 2 defenders by staying square.

6. Stay fit. Your rig is not like your iPhone, you can’t smash it then buy a thinner one. You also can’t DM babes from your rig… or play candy crush. Anyway here’s how you do a Bronco: 20m shuttle, 40m shuttle, 60m shuttle x 5 times. If you get under 5 minutes that’s grand.

7. But sure listen, after the workout you’ll want some snacks, and you deserve it. If the grub gets the better of your training goals then remember “if you can’t tone it; tan it” .So grab a pair of Noodle Bagz and don’t neglect the upper thighs @noodlebagz

8. In the age of misinformation there’s only one thing you can be sure of, Team Kit always makes you feel better. The lockdown doesn’t have to keep you from connecting with your teammates with some new swag. Design your own pair of Custom Noodle Bagz for you and the rest of the crew. You’ll be dominating zoom calls for the next 80 mins.

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